- every person on tumblr: I'm awkward.
I just slept for like four hours… i think I’m sick or something…
- me: turns laptop on
- laptop: *lights up*
- me: baby u light up my world like nobody else
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
- Cat:
- Me: are you mcgonagall
- Cat:
